Yet another
fairly funny photoshop that has been defused by a lackluster
post introducing it. Don't say "this is funny, you'll get a
kick out of this!". Let everyone judge for themselves.
The Gollum on
the hood was overkill, a more subtle gold Gollum hanging from
the rearview would have been a nice touch. But it's funny,
don't understand the hate.
Anyone who says "this thread
sucks" in the 2nd post needs to consider some things more
carefully.
So I was
watching The Goonies last night at a friend's house, and Sean
Astin came on screen, and I was like "PO TA TOES, boil 'em,
mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!" and everybody Laughed Off
Line.
quote:
Swindleous came out of the closet to say: So I
was watching The Goonies last night at a friend's house, and
Sean Astin came on screen, and I was like "PO TA TOES, boil
'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!" and everybody Laughed
Off Line.
quote:
liquorhead came out of the closet to say: The
Gollum on the hood was overkill, a more subtle gold Gollum
hanging from the rearview would have been a nice touch. But
it's funny, don't understand the hate.
Anyone who
says "this thread sucks" in the 2nd post needs to consider
some things more carefully.
You're 100% right. HEY PEOPLE LIGHTEN UP
JUST A LITTLE PLZ.
quote:
ixnay came out of the closet to say: i'm
confused are we supposed to make more lotr car photoshops
Hahaha! The Eye of Sauron as headlights
sealed this one.
The best part about the original is
the ill-fitting ring-wheels and the fact that Gollum only
covers the hood and one of the mirrors. The rear of the car is
still clearly black.
There is
something so incrediably chaotic and bizarre about that car
that I don't know what to do except laugh. I sent it to my
friend and all she said was, "hahhahahahhahahhahaha. fuck. oh
my god. hahahahhahahhahah".
I really like the Eye of
Sauron headlights on the second car, do you think I could
order some of those in for my car??
Both
Photoshops are funny due to their horrendousness, but I must
say that the rings being used as tires and Sauran's eyes being
used as headlights are SO overboard ridiculous that they've
been upgraded to *actually* funny as far as I'm concerned.
My faith in
humanity was restored, destroyed and re-restored all in the
same thread. It's as if I've learned how to love all over
again for the very first time and stuff.
quote:
Constantine XI came out of the closet to say:
From reading the replies in this thread I can
only come to the conclusion that some people have different
tastes than others.
I find Greek men have a certain flavour thatI
simply cannot resist.
quote:
Linguica came out of the closet to say: [img -
drive into mordor!]
Linguica I fucking love you
edit: v oh
good god!! v
Aominux fucked
around with this message at Jan 16, 2004 around
19:32
quote:
Ozma came out of the closet to say: This is
probably the best photoshop I have ever done and will ever
do in my lifetime, and for that I am endlessly
proud.
quote:
Ozma came out of the closet to say: I'd do
another one but I'm seriously so godawful at photoshop that
I'm afraid to open it up again. I'll let you guys do the
work.
Yours was one of the best so far
Mine all
kind of suck, and they're getting worse. I'm terrible at
gauging my own comedy, but it seems pretty poor. Let me know
when I should stop, guys
I
have two words that are going to make all your troubles go
away - "miniature golf."
quote:
OMGWTFBBQ came out of the closet to say: Just
FYI guys, "If people make enough crappy, yet funny LOTR
photoshops with cars (or motorcycles), I'll use it
for the Goldmine Tuesday."
Well, Saruman WOULD drive a car if he
could. Hell, he's sent out the Eye of Sauron spotlight truck
to find him a car. Hopefully he'll get one soon.
Original pic
sucked so fucking bad, just skipped to page 5.... I'm assuming
it's turned into a "Make a really terribly bad photoshop
having to do with LOTR and some misc. shit" thread?
quote:
OMGWTFBBQ came out of the closet to say: Just
FYI guys, "If people make enough crappy, yet funny LOTR
photoshops with cars (or motorcycles), I'll use it
for the Goldmine Tuesday."
I hope the bicycle one qualifies for
this, because that was hilarious.
quote:
ariec came out of the closet to say: Original
pic sucked so fucking bad, just skipped to page 5.... I'm
assuming it's turned into a "Make a really terribly bad
photoshop having to do with LOTR and some misc. shit"
thread?
Why don't you just read the entire
thread, lazy ass?
This
administration will not negotiate with
Hamburglars!
Dammit, I
have a shitty idea for this thread, but I can't find a source
pic for it online. Can anyone help me take a screenshot from a
DVD in either WMP, VLC, or InterVideo DVD? For whatever reason
Ctrl-I and turning off harware acceleration aren't
working.
Edit: Also, much love for Taters Delivery.
Mayor McCheese
fucked around with this message at Jan 17, 2004 around
00:29
quote:
Aominux came out of the closet to say: Mine
all kind of suck, and they're getting worse. I'm terrible at
gauging my own comedy, but it seems pretty poor. Let me know
when I should stop, guys
I'm seriously in tears. This is the
funniest thing of 2004. Good god....HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
__________________ "My theory is if the song doesn't
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We the willing, led by the unknowing,
are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so
much for so long with so little, we are now qualified to do
anything with nothing.
OK, I just
got back from seeing Big Fish. I lost my father to cancer when
I was 17, so I was a complete basketcase by the end of this
movie. I come home all melancholy and think "Maybe the forums
will have something to cheer me up..."
By the time I
saw the go-kart pick, I almost PUKED/PROLAPSED from laughing
so hard.
quote:
PovRayMan came out of the closet to say: If
anyone minds going back to mine on page 8, I'd really like
some feedback on if that text is good or should be changed
or what.
Man, trying to do bad photoshops is tough
work.
You mean forward to page 8 don't you,
Marty?
Don't
worry about your image looking perfect as the point of this
thread is to make shitty images
I'm going to
up the ante a little bit and rather than bad photoshopping
(which I'm not capable of) display my bad MS-Paint skills as
they translate to The Gimp:
I think the Marlins will win
because Ricky Williams had blessed Pro Player Stadium with the
sweat from his nut cup. I drank from that cup, and it is
good.
I seriously
think these crappy photoshops are better than most real ones.
At least for fun value, I can't remember the last time I
laughed as much at a "good" photoshop thread.
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Good. I keep getting one-upped between my posts.
Taters delivery? I can carry you? Hold on Mr Frodo? Fuckin
GOLD baby
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